I’m hardcore! I do hardcore parkour! …what’s parkour?
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learning what kids do nowadays
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I have cute elbows.
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after a discussion about plastic surgery
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This is worse than when LOST had polar bears!
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confused about a tv show.
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I’m turning into your grandpa. I’m gonna have his haircut soon.
I want you to look ugly!
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my mom wants me to get hired for the RIGHT reasons.
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I don’t agree with the human race. Anatomy is awful.
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her point of view on body parts and aging.
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Potassium chloride. Isn’t that like a salty banana?
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reasons why she never helped me with science homework.
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I’m so fleshy.
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as she pokes at her neck.
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That’s the new thing. Germ warfare! Everyone is sick. It’s working!
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she thinks she’s figured out the terrorists’ next move.
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I have to hold my ear when I talk because otherwise I hear it in my head.
